Baby Blues The Schlub The Boring Adventures of Schlub McSchluberson

Recent Developments

By Schlub Posted on January 19, 2022

What has happened in the world of The Schlub?

Hide and Seek

By Schlub Posted on January 26, 2022

The Schlub plays hide and seek with The Child.

Playing Sonic

By Schlub Posted on February 2, 2022

The Schlub needs help changing the baby's diaper. — The Schlub needs help changing the baby’s diaper.

Weiner Ears

By Schlub Posted on February 9, 2022

The Child has some friends at school with interesting names.

Boogie

By Schlub Posted on February 16, 2022

The secret origin of The Child's nickname. — The secret origin of The Child’s nickname.

The Sleep

By Schlub Posted on February 23, 2022

Book 05 Page 06 — The Schlub needs his rest… at all costs!

Encanto

By Schlub Posted on March 8, 2022

Book 05 Page 07 — I was warned that, as a father, I might be watching the same movie over and over again. I didn’t believe it until now.

The Fight

By Schlub Posted on March 9, 2022

Cassie Cat and The Child get into it.

The Book of Cassie: Parents

By Schlub Posted on March 16, 2022

Cassie Cat found an old photo album.

The Book of Cassie: Clown Photos

By Schlub Posted on March 31, 2022

Book 05 Page 10 — Cassie Cat comes across some old photos of her mom.

The Book of Cassie: Doughnuts

By Schlub Posted on April 6, 2022

Cassie Cat shares her story about Boston Cream doughnuts.

Teh Spreadsheets

By Schlub Posted on April 15, 2022

The Schlub hates his job and all that it entails.

Secret Agent Baby

By Schlub Posted on May 17, 2022

The Schlub has an interesting idea for his son.

Non Essential

By Schlub Posted on May 18, 2022

The boss has some important news for the lower of workers. — The boss has some important news for the lower class of workers.

Ms. Grace

By Schlub Posted on May 25, 2022

The Child is in love.

No Drawing

By Schlub Posted on June 15, 2022

Book 05 Page 16 — The Schlub needs to stop his side hustle at work.

Battle Damage

By Schlub Posted on June 22, 2022

Junior has some serious hands.

Being Helpful

By Schlub Posted on June 29, 2022

The Child wants to help his mama get dressed.

Bonus Tax

By Schlub Posted on July 27, 2022

The Schlub is disappointed by the company he works for.

Holes

By Schlub Posted on August 3, 2022

The Schlub has a secret stash to snack on.

Dad’s Old Spice

By Schlub Posted on August 10, 2022

The Schlub tells a story about an embarrassing event from his childhood.

Sneaky Male

By Schlub Posted on August 17, 2022

The Child has found a loophole to dinner.

Man’s Work

By Schlub Posted on August 24, 2022

The Child wants his costume washed immediately.

Daily Life

By Schlub Posted on August 31, 2022

A day in the life of The Schlub.

To My Sons

By Schlub Posted on September 28, 2022

The Schlub writes a letter to the kids on their birthday.

The Washman

By Schlub Posted on October 5, 2022

The Schlub washes the baby bottles.

Ninja Turtle Milk

By Schlub Posted on October 26, 2022

A young Schlub comes up with a horrible concoction for a baby Mr. Jon.

The Book of Cassie: Clown Girl

By Schlub Posted on November 2, 2022

Cassie Cat reminisce about an old roommate of hers.

The Great Escape

By Schlub Posted on November 9, 2022

The Child tries to escape from Cassie Cat.

Stomach Flu

By Schlub Posted on November 16, 2022

The Child is sick.

Baby Steps

By Schlub Posted on November 23, 2022

The Schlub Junior bonks his head on a corner.

Telephone

By Schlub Posted on November 30, 2022

The Schlub is on the phone with his mom.

The lies we tell

By Schlub Posted on December 7, 2022

The Schlub is a dirty liar and lies to his son all the time.

Art imitates Life

By Schlub Posted on January 4, 2023

The Schlub might be confessing his crimes via his comic.

New Hires

By Schlub Posted on January 11, 2023

Some new employees are trouble for The Schlub.

This Old House

By Schlub Posted on January 18, 2023

The Schlub discovers some eerie similarities with the new hires.

The Narc

By Schlub Posted on February 22, 2023

The new power couple is the watchmen of the office.

Growing like Weeds

By Schlub Posted on March 1, 2023

The Schlub blinks, and his kids are another year older.

Fan-Fiction

By Schlub Posted on March 22, 2023

Cassie Cat works out some of her frustration creatively.

A page from Forbidden Love pt.1

By Schlub Posted on March 28, 2023

Book 05 Page 40 — Cassie Cat pens her Great American Novel.

A page from Forbidden Love pt.2

By Schlub Posted on April 19, 2023

Another page from Cassie Cat's Great American Novel. — Another page from Cassie Cat’s Great American Novel.

Imitation

By Schlub Posted on May 31, 2023

The Schlub's rants are noteworthy to Junior. — The Schlub’s rants are noteworthy to Junior.

My cup runneth over

By Schlub Posted on June 7, 2023

The Schlub received an unfortunate cup as a gift.

Like a Stone

By Schlub Posted on June 21, 2023

The Schlub is trying to get the family out the door.

The Counsel of Schlubs

By Schlub Posted on June 28, 2023

What goes on in The Schlub's brain. — What goes on in The Schlub’s brain.

Night Shift

By Schlub Posted on July 5, 2023

The Schlub is getting tired of working the night shift.

No Bonus

By Schlub Posted on July 12, 2023

Book 05 Page 47 — The Schlub gets no money.

Fitness

By Schlub Posted on July 19, 2023

The Boss is asked a very odd question.

The Task

By Schlub Posted on July 26, 2023

Book 05 Page 49 — Cassie Cat wants The Schlub to do something for her.

Mighty Man-Child

By Schlub Posted on August 16, 2023

Book 05 Page 50 — Introducing a new hero on the 500th Schlub comic, The Mighty Man-Child!

Disaster Baby

By Schlub Posted on September 6, 2023

The Mighty Man-Child is the enemy of the diabolical Disaster Baby.

Home Invasion

By Schlub Posted on October 11, 2023

Disaster Baby returns to the home nest.

The Kidnapping

By Schlub Posted on October 18, 2023

Disaster Baby captures Cassie Cat from her home. — Disaster Baby, a character in the story, abducts Cassie Cat from her residence.

Foul Play

By Schlub Posted on November 15, 2023

Book 05 Page 54 — Disaster Baby plays dirty… really dirty and stinky.

Fair Play

By Schlub Posted on November 25, 2023

The conclusion of The Mighty Man-Child vs. Disaster Baby.

Snapchats

By Schlub Posted on November 29, 2023

The Schlub tries to help his boss out.

Being Woked

By Schlub Posted on December 6, 2023

On the job site, the workers are revolting.