Schlub McSchluberson hates his mindless job so he pursues a career in self-publishing comics. However, The Schlub finds that the comic world is not as fun as he thought.

The Schlub is a weekly webcomic series by Illya King.

Schlub McShluberson

Schlub McSchluberson

Frustrated comic illustrator and the most boring man in the world.

Cassie Cat

Partner of The Schlub. Loves Harry Potter and stuff toys.

The Boss

The Boss

Manager of the transportation business where The Schlub works.

The Child

The Child

Son of Cassie Cat from her first marriage.

The Blazing Bag of Poo

The Blazing Bag of Poo

The villain of Supertown and archenemy of Citizen Overdrive.

Citizen Overdrive

Citizen Overdrive

Hero of Supertown, USA. The Blazing Bag of Poo's target of hatred.

Junior

Junior

Son of Cassie Cat and The Schlub.

William Handlebars

William Handlebars

The Schlub's best friend.

Captain Capitalism

Captain Capitalism

Hero of money and commerce.

Steve Politico

Steve Politico

The Schlub's co-worker and friend.

Jackson Icon

Jackson

Co-Worker and friend of The Schlub. In charge of training.

Jerry the Bathroom Bandit

Jerry the Bathroom Bandit

Co-worker and serial non-flusher.

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